Introduction
A Month With the Terio TX-i9 Sonic Toothbrush
The Cabin
Reality Check
Arrears
Ignorance of Self
Minimum Purchase
Broken Beyond Repair
Investment in the Future
The Yellow Towel
The Fine Print
The Exotic Future
Future Boy
Bumpy Wash
Happy
The Ever-living Crap
What You Paid For
Fall Line-Up
Impossible Odds
Inhospitable
Bunny Tacos
Desert Bus
The Fangirl's Lament
Reading experience